geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

The Frogman: Dear Yahoo,

thefrogman:

First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.

A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

My adventures on ball jointed doll sites

coelasquid:

Click on this thing to look at this thing.

hahahahahah we fooled you there is no that thing here.

coelasquid:

Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.
Oh nooooooo.

coelasquid:

Oh no I was combining random Pokemon with Cubone and this happened.


Oh nooooooo.

furrybluearsonist:

brokenmaskedreplica:

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((My sister wanted to make this. This one goes to you PeoPeo. Get it? RAPpig))

((haha….rappig /shot))

I’m kicking you off the internet

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

girlsarewolves:

sometimes I see the things people think

and I just can’t

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What IF...

  • Anna:

    what if there was a mini-game

  • Anna:

    where you were PEONY

  • Anna:

    and you had to ESCAPE THE PALACE

  • Emmy:

    and WOO ALL THE LADIES

  • Anna:

    YES